was in TSA this morning and the agent asked me “do you have anything in your pockets or any small devices in your bags” and i was really tired and i ended up saying “all that i am has already been laid bare” and i felt like i was from the bible for a second
and then everyone clapped.
is it really so difficult to believe that i said something mildly funny in public
(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via the-gay-angel-man)
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